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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:29 am 
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Most won't be un derstood unless you play with IRC or programming languages.
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GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! POKĂšKANI
"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
2 + 2 = 6 for extremely large values of 2.
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast.
A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
Another megabytes the dust.
Any program that runs right is obsolete.
APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
Are w#e b.ug free yet?!@!
Avoid the Fortran arithmetic IF (or better yet, just avoid Fortran).
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
Buy a Pentium II so you can reboot faster.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry.
C:\dos C:\dos\run run\dos\run
C:\program\run C:\program\crash C:\Programmer\cry
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
Cannot join #real_life (invite only)
Cause its a jungle out there
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
COUNTER STRIKE CURED MY HENTAI ADDICTION, well for awhile anyways
'Despite all my rage i'm still just a rat in a cage..'
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
E-mail returned to sender: insufficient voltage.
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
haha, I'm watching some Spam live cam and she is just sitting there eating doughnuts
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Hit any user to continue
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
I like Hentai because it doesnt laugh at me.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
If God had intended Man to program, we would be born with serial I/O ports.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
If only women came with pull-down menus and online help.
In /dev/null no one can hear you scream
IP Address: 666.666.666.666
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
just got an email about free access to 230,000 hentai sites. See yall tomorrow!
kill -9 irc
Killed (ChanServ (You've been online too long))
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...
Not for rent.
One Bitch Smackk to go please!
One World-One Web-One Program, Microsoft Ein Volk-Ein Reich-Ein Fuhrer, Hitler
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press CTRL + !@#$#@^#$&!@%& to continue ...
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
Senior Citizen Bukkake!
shutdown -h now
STOP CALLING FOR GOD! I'm already here!
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
The stupid have amazing power in numbers.
Unable to join #real_life (You're banned)
User abort with 5 Ctrl-C's
USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
watching hentai [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON]
When your cablemodems combine, I am, Captain Pirate!
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Who's Peer & why did he reset my connection?
WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses...
WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation...
You May Stop me.....!!BUT YOU CANT STOP US ALL!!...
[Unix] is not necessarily evil, like OS/2. - Peter Norton

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hah, great quotes. thanks that was funny


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ROFL, those were great!

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Thanks! I have most of them in my sig now :wink:


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NICE!!!!!!!!!


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love 'em.

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