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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:16 am 
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There will be more to come.

    Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.
    A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
    Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
    As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
    Better at Spam than anyone, now all you need is a partner.
    Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!
    Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
    Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
    Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
    Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
    Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
    Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
    Go fart peas at the moon !!
    Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass.
    You do the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly.
    You are always lost in thought, it's unfamiliar territory.
    You are depriving a village, somewhere, of an idiot.
    You're not stupid; You're possessed by a retarded ghost.
    I bet your mother has a loud bark!
    I certainly hope you are sterile.
    I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.
    I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
    I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
    I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
    I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!
    If brains were rain, you`d be a desert.
    If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
    If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!
    If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
    If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
    If Spam were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
    If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.
    If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
    If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
    If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
    I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
    In the land of the witless, you're king.
    I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.
    I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
    Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
    Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
    Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
    Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even more!
    Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
    Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.
    Talk is cheap, but so are you.
    Too bad stupidity isn't painful.
    What color is the sky in your world?
    When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
    Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
    You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.
    I could throw you in the river and skim ugly for two days.
    You grow on people - like a wart!
    You have a good weapon against muggers - your face!
    You have an inferiority complex, and it's fully justified.
    You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.
    You should be the poster child for birth control.
    Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night.
    You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
    You're so ugly you have to trick or treat by phone.
    You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:38 pm 
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Very nice ;)


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 8:23 am 
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little offensive tho :P


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:28 am 
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thats ChefAce, nice and offensive :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:01 pm 
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Would you have me any other way?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:26 pm 
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nope :)

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*** Modifies quotes.txt

:D thanks man

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