Joined: Mon May 03, 2004 5:40 pm Posts: 1 Location: uk
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[b] :shock: ~Im not as dumb as u look! ~Dont get too close, i bite! ~If you want some home cookin, stay home! ~Boys are bad! throw rocks at them all!! ~There is a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isnt a train! ~I dont know what makes her so dumb, but it sure works ~Star light...Star bright...where the heck is mr. right? ~I didnt fall for u, you tripped me!! ~Im only here to annoy. ~Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we? ~When God made me, he was just showin off!! ~I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now! ~Warning! Next mood swing: 6 minutes ~Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off! ~Dont interupt me when i am talking to myself. ~Hello, have i met you before? oh, thats right, ive seen your picture in the dictionary beside DANG!! ~If at first you dont succeed, then failing is your thing. ~I love you and you and you and you ~If tomorrow is gunna be twice as cold as today, and it is 0 degrees today, how cold will it be tomorrow? ~Last night i dreamed i ate a 10 pound marshmallow, and when i woke up the pillow was gone! ~You thought you broke my heart, you thought you made me cry, i guess you know by now...not every playa is a guy! ~i dont think im hott...its just wat ur man keeps tellin me ~If you treat a girl like a dog, she'll pee on you! ~Monkey's are cute and fuzzy, boys are cute and lazy. ~Dont cry because it is over, cry because it happened. ~If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, why practice? ~Act your age...not your shoesize!! ~Silence is golden but screeming is fun!! ~Imagine life without me....miserable, huh? ~As an older, more mature adult your job is to....make fun of all the little kids!! ~I didnt fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!!
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